Goonies never say die.....maybe they should.....

Corey, Corey, Corey.....
I mean, It's not like we wouldn't want to root for you.....Who didn't love the Goonies and the Lost Boys.....you and Corey Haim RAN the 80's. You've shared with us the troubles you had with drugs, abuse by people whom you should've been able to trust....and America loves a good comeback story...but I mean....bro.......just...come on man.....
I barely know where to start....first of all.....in the preliminary interview you said you and Michael Jackson "grew up dancing together".  Michael jackson is was born 13 years before you were, and was doing those moves long before you came along.  You said the concept for the album art was the angels are dragging you out of hell.  I can't help but feel like this performance was basically you dragging us INTO hell.....again, I'm not trying to be mean, but.....
     And then there's the whole "Corey's Angels" thing....First of all, those young ladies are not really playing those instruments. Find some real players.  Or maybe you did....Priveleged info alert. An acquaintance of mine, a young female musician was offered this gig.  She Turned it down.  Apparently, rehearsals where to be around 3 in the morning in sketch-ass downtown L.A.  What's that about?

And the Capstone of the lameness......apparently on the record, Snoop doesa verse on this song. Snoop apparently had the clarity of though to avoid being involved with this giant clusterfuck. So to handle the rap duties, it's none other than Doc Ice of old school hip hop group UTFO.....and at the conclusion of the performance, Corey introduces him as Doc Ice from WHODINI!
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    So...yeah.....I mean .....


Better luck next time, bro......